Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. You’re going to do his laundry? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. We don’t have a brig. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

Bender, you risked your life to save me! Yeah, lots of people did. It must be wonderful. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! We’re rescuing ya.

Oh, I think we should just stay friends. And then the battle’s not so bad? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? It’s toe-tappingly tragic!

Alex

Chief entertainment officer, Compimex